Here you will find some light hearted puzzles and something to make you laugh.
THE VALUE OF TIME
To realise the value of 10 years -Ask a newly divorced couple
To realise the value of 4 years - Ask a graduate
To realise the value of 1 year - Ask a student who has failed a final exam
To realise the value of 9 months - Ask the mother who gave birth to a still born
To realise the value of 1 week - Ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
To realise the value of 1 hour - ask the lovers who are waiting to meet
To realise the value of 1 minute - ask the person who missed the bus, train or plane
To realise the value of 1 second - ask the person who survived an accident
To realise the value of 1 millisecond - ask the owner of an Olympic silver medal
To realise the value of a friend - Lose one
Time waits for no-one
BECAUSE OF JESUS
Before U were thought of or time had begun,
God even stuck U in the name of his Son.
And each time U pray, you'll see that it's true
You can't spell out JesUs and not include U.
You're a pretty big part of his wonderful name,
For U, He was born; that's why He came.
And his great love for U is the reason He died.
It even takes U to spell crUcified.
Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand?
He rose from the dead, with U in his plan.
The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew,
and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U.
When JesUs left earth at his upward ascension,
He felt there was one thing He just had to mention.
"Go into the world and tell them it's true
That I love them all just like I love U."
Kids
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of drink, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whisky, and two worms. "Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the teacher while putting a worm into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whisky. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the teacher asked. One little boy responded promptly: "Drink whisky and you won't get worms."